Thursday, October 30, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Saturday, October 4, 2008
The Grand-Daddy Winner of them all was the 60 pounder (that's more than any of our kids weigh!) Craig couldn't resist!
Friday, October 3, 2008
Magician - I am to magically make a drink appear at any time and any place.
Spelunker - reaching into the abyss of a toilet to retrieve a toy counts
Mt. Climber - It takes 3 trips up a very long and steep set of steps to get all of my sleeping kids out of the car and into the house - more if groceries are included.
Chauffeur - yes I'm in the front, they are in the rear (where is the sound proof glass?)
Bus Driver - 8-10 kids could ride a short bus (short bus? hmmm)
Clown - I thought I was playing with my kids - Craig thought I could be accused of being MR
Merry Maid - Yes I'm a horrible mom - I make the 7 beds each day (but they actually look good when I do it!)
Detective - 'Did you bite your brother?'
Hunter - I am in charge of getting rid of any pests that are trying to infiltrate our house this fall. Mice, Chipmunks, Moles, and Wood-Peckers.
Counselor - Kaid said, 'your making me mad mom' I reply, 'I'm glad you feel comfortable sharing your feelings, but I don't care. Now it's still bedtime.'
Nurse/Doctor - based on the severity of the wound
Movie Critic - You can't watch Sponge Bob for the 7 billionth time because it's a show that makes you stupider not smarter.
Massage Therapist -when those legs are hurting from growing pains
Sanitation Worker - Diapers - 'nuff said
Journalist - scrap booking our current events
Nail Tech - I get to cut and color my kids nails on a regular bases
Police Man - 'Are you chewing gum? Your banned from gum!!!! Remember when you got it in your toes!)
Research Assistant - New Math (I wasn't all up on the old math -where is the homework hotline number?)
Weather Man - don't forget your coat
Fashion Consultant - A swimsuit and rain boots are a huge fashion faux -pas in kindergarten.
Interrogator- Did you wet your pants - denial - I know you wet your pants - denial - Just go in and change.
Treasure Hunter - I always know where x marks the spot - yes, your shoes are out by the tramp, your book bag is still in the car, your favorite toy fell behind the toilet
Interpreter - a 1 1/2 Year old
Cow - I'm nursing
Ghost Buster - I get rid of any scary entities in bedrooms at night.
Pack Horse - How do I end up with 3 back-packs and 2 babies to carry home from the bus stop?
Geek Squad - I'm the first person they call when Reader Rabbit has dissappeared down the rabbit hole because some innocent child (Quinn) started hitting buttons at random.
...and this list was developed all in the shower this morning. Productive Shower!