I've come up with the cure all to under-age sex.... In the schools all they need to do is show a video that goes something like this. Sex leads to babies. Babies grow into young children. Young children get sick in the middle of the night and want to tell you so they come stand by your bed - right by your face and vomit (this is where the video needs to be graphic). They throw up all over you! And then dramatically end the video showing the mother stumbling to the bathroom at 3 am covered in vomit. Yep - it was a goooood night.
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must be going around...at least mine was in the same room as me (we're in a hotel) and made it to the bathroom...
Classic scare the crap out of you video that I would show my kids! I like to feel supportive, if nothing else! :)
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Oh my goodness - I am SO sorry!! Hope they're all feeling better.
So gross. I would have thrown up too. Cade puked the other night all over our bed and the bathroom walls and toilet. It was loaded with french fries and pecan chunks and it was the stinkiest ever. Jon and I were gagging and dry heaving trying to clean it up. I had to vacumm chunks out of my dryer after washing everything. Oh the joys!
So sorry!
You must be earning a lot of blessings in heaven! Sounds like you are a really great, dedicated mother. So many kids so young...I remember. Thank goodness for public schools, mine are mostly gone all day now! :)
Hopefully your family is all better now! I have a christmas card to send your way and I can't find your new address or your email....I'm a mess! can you email it me when you get a chance? drewandjen@gmail.com
You guys too huh....Heber happened to be in the bathtub at the time so I can't complain.
EWWWWW! I wanted to throw up just reading that. I hope it didn't get in your mouth! Matthew had an explosive poop at 2 months while I was changing him and it got all over me, even on my lip! SO GROSS! These kids owe us, don't you think?
I'm not surprised that Craig was asleep during all that, with his crazy job and all. Tell him mentioning his name still makes Marian tremble (I just asked her about him) but we love him for fixing her!
I am alive! Thanks for your concern. Things are just busy and I seemed to have fallen off the blogging wagon for a time! Hopefully with a new year around the bend I can hop back on. How is residency treating you? It is a killer!
Oh my gosh! Yuck! I'm so sorry that you had to go through that! I agree that that would be a good sex education video.
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