EEEEWWWWW! NOT for the faint of stomach

Does anybody else get a blow by blow of what their kids are doing? I got to listen to this - from Anna who won't say anything to anybody unless she is coerced, bribed, and about to loose life or limb..

Anna: I mean I gotta go! I really gotta go. I thought you were gonna go so I ran as fast as I could to go before you. Now I'm going. Nope it's stuck. Hmm this is a hard one. Oh boy oh boy it's big. Now it's stuck again right in my butt. I need some medicine. Whew there it goes.

(Then of course the ol')

Momma will you help me wipe...