What do I do First?

Imagine me standing in the middle of the house wondering, 'would now be a good time to go finish my book?'

Child #1 (Phone in one hand) Can I go play at so and so's house? Please, please, please?

Child #2 I NEEEEED HEEEELLLLLP on the computer! (Repeated over and over - loudly)

Child #3 Uhhh I just pooped my pants...

Child #4 (don't hear him saying anything - just see him escaping out the dog door- it's snowing outside - no shoes - no coat)

Child #5 Waaaa Waaaaah Waaaaaaaah WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Husband #1 (Standing at the door) Trish... TRISH... TRIIIIIISH? WHERE ARE YOU?

So when I'm old, bored and lonely how exactly am I going to remember these 'moments?'